Everyone knows, never use a 9mm, hell he could have been in an Apache helicopter firing hell fire missiles. If he had any sense in his thick skull he would have just done a little research. It’s not as fast as a hand gun, but here is the proper way to do nasty things to a unicorn unicorn.
Not to mention the proper way to field dress the mythical beast once you’ve got that little sucker to stop thinking about rainbows.
